emily-mussobabe:

austin—butler:

You’re not saying it’s funny but you’re not telling me to stop {laughs} She’s just so annoying. She’s so nice and she’s so.. {pretends like he’s strangling something}

Because I get entertainment out of it. -Throws her hands in the air- She’s so innocent! Oh god I just want to cut her. 

She’d enjoy that though. {laughs} I’ve missed this, loser.

thesmilermilers:

austin—butler:

 

Favorite? Yeah, I don’t know about all that. Your mom paid me to be friends with you.

Ha ha ha very funny. So when can I come over cuz? The streets scare me.

I’m sorry the thug life didnt choose you. Come over right now if you want. {shrugs} It’s your place now too.

emily-mussobabe:

austin—butler:

We both have a terrible rep. {smiles} I’m not the one picking fights with pregnant girls. {goes serious} Oh shit..Demi

-Laughs- I’m the bitch and you’re the jerk. -Shakes head- You always fuck with her, I’m not saying it’s not funny but still.

You’re not saying it’s funny but you’re not telling me to stop {laughs} She’s just so annoying. She’s so nice and she’s so.. {pretends like he’s strangling something}

thesmilermilers:

austin—butler:

 

Good because the house is a mess! {rolls his eyes} Sleep with one eye open. If I get a good deal, I’m stuffing you in a bag and shipping you off.

Oh hush, you know you would never do that to your favorite cousin.

Favorite? Yeah, I don’t know about all that. Your mom paid me to be friends with you.

emily-mussobabe:

austin—butler:

Well you talking about reps made it seem like you were indirectly saying something. Whatever, I don’t know.. Lets night fight today alright?

You have a bad rep yes, But I was talking about other people. I just don’t want to deal with the drama and bullshit anymore.

We both have a terrible rep. {smiles} I’m not the one picking fights with pregnant girls. {goes serious} Oh shit..Demi

thesmilermilers:

austin—butler:

 

Take as much time as you need to. This was..pretty damn big. {laughs} Yes, cookie dough. Don’t make me regret being nice to you. I still have your prostitution papers filled out.

I promise I’ll be a good house guess, I’ll even do the dishes. -she laughs- And I still believe your blonde locks brings out the feminine side you have.

Good because the house is a mess! {rolls his eyes} Sleep with one eye open. If I get a good deal, I’m stuffing you in a bag and shipping you off.

emily-mussobabe:

austin—butler:

If you’re somehow trying to insult me, save it. I’m not in the mood. I don’t care.. People need to stop being such idiots

-She rolled her eyes- Not everything I do includes you.

Well you talking about reps made it seem like you were indirectly saying something. Whatever, I don’t know.. Lets night fight today alright?

thesmilermilers:

austin—butler:

 

You know you don’t have to ask. Mi casa es tu casa! {bad Spanish accent} Cheer up. You keep calling dog face and I’ll buy you sour straws and cookie dough? Whatever makes you happy.

Thanks, I’m not ready to face my dad yet. -she smiles slightly- Cookie dough!?

Take as much time as you need to. This was..pretty damn big. {laughs} Yes, cookie dough. Don’t make me regret being nice to you. I still have your prostitution papers filled out.

thesmilermilers:

austin—butler:

Understandable. {he frowns} I really hope it isn’t true.

If it is, I’m really not trusting anyone anymore. This was my second chance with trust ever since back then, but this? Hey, is it ok if I stay at your place for awhile cuz? I have no where to go really.

You know you don’t have to ask. Mi casa es tu casa! {bad Spanish accent} Cheer up. You keep calling dog face and I’ll buy you sour straws and cookie dough? Whatever makes you happy.

emily-mussobabe:

austin—butler:

Yeah well it’s stupid. She my cousin and no one messes with my family. She doesnt need this bullshit. For crying out loud, she just found out all this shit about her dad and whoever that girl is. I don’t like people talking to her the way they are.

Well that’s to bad isn’t it. People need to watch there reputations, You can’t stop people from being assholes because we live in South Shore.

If you’re somehow trying to insult me, save it. I’m not in the mood. I don’t care.. People need to stop being such idiots